I was told I should be a Mormon because I don’t want to have sex before I’m married.
The person who told me this is a Mormon.
No thanks, brah. I’m Church of Christ.
Black Swan… just, omg, omg, omg, omg…
Whoa. That’s the only way I can describe it.. whoa.
The whoa-ness probably won’t wear off until the morning, when I get. Even then…. just, whoa.